Spousal Banter

Let’s not be crazy

parkingathome — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:32:45 +0000

Wife: You know what we should do?

Husband: What?

Wife: Have a no computer day. Just turn them all off.

Husband: That’s a good idea. Tomorrow?

Wife: Yeah, maybe Sundays.

Husband: …Does that include TV?

Wife: No. Let’s not be crazy here.

It’s difficult

parkingathome — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:41:37 +0000

Wife: I’m too sad to recycle

Air flow

parkingathome — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:31:09 +0000

Situation: Husband is wearing t-shirt he’s had since junior high school that is covered in holes.

Wife: *Sigh* That shirt…

Husband: What? I don’t get hot because of all the holes. Air flow!

Default food

parkingathome — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:30:01 +0000

Wife: What’s for dinner?

Husband: I don’t know, something with rice?

Wife: Is that your default answer because you’re asian?

Entertainment and a cut

parkingathome — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:26:49 +0000

Husband: She’s like, a salon dancer or something.

Wife: Salon dancer?

Husband: Yeah.

Wife: I assume you mean Saloon.

Knew it!

parkingathome — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:21:30 +0000

Setting: Husband sits holding the baby boy and the boy cat

Husband: Look! All three of your sons!

Wife: ….You mean all three of my boys?

Husband: Damnit! Yes.

Wife: Did you just admit to being a child?

They ain’t chickens

parkingathome — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:40:04 +0000

Husband: There’s sixteen goats in the tree! Why are there sixteen goats in the tree, honey?!?!

Wood chipper

parkingathome — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:26:51 +0000

Husband: I’m horny

Wife: I’m SO horny. It must be your parents

Husband: (heavy sigh)

Wife: Because it makes it naughty! Ha ha ha

Need more fiber

parkingathome — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:26:16 +0000

Wife: I think I didn’t poo yesterday

It stole my soul

parkingathome — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:24:53 +0000

Setting: Looking at pictures

Husband: I don’t remember taking that

Wife: That’s because you’re right there in the picture.