Knew it!
November 21, 2009
Setting: Husband sits holding the baby boy and the boy cat
Husband: Look! All three of your sons!
Wife: ….You mean all three of my boys?
Husband: Damnit! Yes.
Wife: Did you just admit to being a child?
They ain’t chickens
November 12, 2009
Husband: There’s sixteen goats in the tree! Why are there sixteen goats in the tree, honey?!?!
Wood chipper
November 11, 2009
Husband: I’m horny
Wife: I’m SO horny. It must be your parents
Husband: (heavy sigh)
Wife: Because it makes it naughty! Ha ha ha
Need more fiber
November 10, 2009
Wife: I think I didn’t poo yesterday
It stole my soul
November 9, 2009
Setting: Looking at pictures
Husband: I don’t remember taking that
Wife: That’s because you’re right there in the picture.
Jeemie Deen
November 8, 2009
Setting… Korean parents are in town.
Husband: My parents want to go eat at Asian Buffet before noon.
15 minutes later.
Wife: How do you Asians eat Asian food for breakfast?
The game
October 26, 2009
Husband: Ah, to be a baby again. It’s like watching the movie “The Game” for the first time
What’s that new flavor?
October 25, 2009
Husband: Don’t drink out of that coffee mug, I dropped a diaper in it.
Baby Medicine
October 24, 2009
Setting… husband calling about buying baby pain medicine
Husband: Didn’t my Mom send us some baby Tylenol or something?
Wife: Uh…that’s baby aspirin and it’s not really for babies. Plus, our infant can’t take pills
Husband: Sure he can, just put a little milk in his mouth first!
Hours Later
Husband: Well, I thought we’d crush it up and stuff
The trek
October 23, 2009
Wife: (complaining about aches and pains) I only go downstairs about twice a day, once to get a cup of coffee-
Husband: And the other time?
Wife: To get the second cup of coffee
